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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 20.06.2025 13:26

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

So they tried

So, the docs changed it to read

What CIA front organizations operated in the United States during the 1960s?

Next, they tried...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Freaks and Cheeks

Why does it matter so much to atheists that God doesn't exist?

No, not a chance

Catatonics & High Colonics

What transforms the philosophical intellect?

No go.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Hysterias & Posteriors

Is it common for female doctors to examine male patients without another nurse present? Is there a difference in protocol for nurses and physician assistants?

They put up a sign reading

Thumbs down again.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Is love natural, or is it somehow created?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Then came..

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

What was the worst spanking you ever got? Why did you get it, and how was it given to you?

share office space ...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Still no good

Why has Biden pulled ahead in battleground states and is now projected to win the 2024 presidency?

Unacceptable again!

Still no good.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

What does it feel like wearing tights?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Everyone loved it.

Why does my narcissistic ex told me that he f*cked and sleep with other woman and then at the end says that it also happened because of me?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Minds and Behinds

Just Forget it!

Why don’t the little sugar breeches gun owners understand that life isn’t all sunshine and rainbows?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

No way

Analysis & Anal Cysts

What kind of lights would you like to use for your home decor?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Nuts and Butts

Loons and Moons

How do you handle family members who ask for handouts?