What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 13:26

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
So they tried
So, the docs changed it to read
What CIA front organizations operated in the United States during the 1960s?
Next, they tried...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Freaks and Cheeks
Why does it matter so much to atheists that God doesn't exist?
No, not a chance
Catatonics & High Colonics
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What transforms the philosophical intellect?
No go.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Hysterias & Posteriors
They put up a sign reading
Thumbs down again.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Is love natural, or is it somehow created?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Then came..
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
What was the worst spanking you ever got? Why did you get it, and how was it given to you?
share office space ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Still no good
Why has Biden pulled ahead in battleground states and is now projected to win the 2024 presidency?
Unacceptable again!
Still no good.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
What does it feel like wearing tights?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Minds and Behinds
Just Forget it!
Why don’t the little sugar breeches gun owners understand that life isn’t all sunshine and rainbows?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No way
Analysis & Anal Cysts
What kind of lights would you like to use for your home decor?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Nuts and Butts
Loons and Moons